| ::Spring Break::
Words can't explain spring break week. Fun, many adventures, tons of laughs and too many meories are some ways to some it up. It all started when Blaire and I were driving home on friday and we had some nice eye candy to make the time go by faster. They would pass us and wave, we would pass them and wave back. And then they got really lucky when Blaire started stripping and "lotioning" up for em. Unfortunately we had to say our good-byes when 95 split to 295. But we did get a cute good-bye wave from the dog.
Trent's birthday party: 128 pieces of chicken (minus 5) , toastin' to Colorado, the cop showing up, winning off of lottery tickets, who broke the table!?!?!?!?!
VMI: getting stuck on the parade field, dude man's pen, frozen snot, "what's with you people and preserving things down here??", interesting football appreal at the store in town, sitting where Robert E Lee's butt sat during church service
Va Beach/Norfolk Navy Base: IT WAS BRRR COLD! , going under water in a car TWO times and not getting wet, Witchduck (that duck, NO WITCH DUCK? I dunno!!!) birdneck dam neck, "Please have your ID ready?" PS they dont take Campbell ID's, illegal U Turn, lunch at Applebee's
Road Trip with Dad: <washington's birth place> its a black sheep.....kinda like you ashley, George Washington and his "education" about Martha the first night he met her, bully turkeys....."too bad they dont know how good they taste fried", fat squirrel aka ground hog <fredricksburg> learning about my heritage "I'm noble, thats right, bow down to the noble bi***" , eatting a man's meal at the sports bar, Fatty J's, in town
Last Day in Town: <quick trip to DC> quick miracle of seeing the man on crutches and then he's walking , how'd he do that!?!?! hanging out on the corner with Blaire waiting for a ride, hey hey hey....., "I could entertain myself with farting all day long" (only my brother would say something like that) <back home later that night> started out trying to drink my brother under the table, yeah easier said then done unless you give him coffee , rabid girl, medo's chug, "I've never feeled it before!", interesting never have I ever's, "Do you like my boobs?", "I've never had sex with a monkey", "I've never kissed a girl" (but he has a girlfriend) , we have a homosexual on our hands, "I've never liked coffee!", those were the twizzlers he had earlier, the mose sexest catergory: car engine type, yeah I was screwed from the get go
Random memories: you have a lot of monuments, both nights at Graffitti's |